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It's not all navel-gazing and soul-searching - the Criterion Collection also has some of the funniest films ever made, including...
"You can't really dust for vomit"
"He's out... and you're out, too; and I don't think I'm in, either."
"I have a confession to make to you: You like me. In fact, you're crazy about me."
"All you need to start an asylum is an empty room and the right kind of people."
"Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him."
"I have seen a world that NO man should see!"
"You handle Handel like nobody handles Handel. And your Delius - delirious!"
"Wouldn't this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive? If "needy" were a turn-on?"