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Hortense Bullwinkler's 11 favorites

by Hortense

Created 07/17/12

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786 wankoff films by Jean Luc Godard are nothing nothing nothing

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  • By Hortense
    July 17, 2012
    09:59 AM

    I don't care what you say Bullwinkler. My films are the most important ones available in all the Criterion Collection. Signed, Wes Anderson the Foppish Dandy
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    • By Hortense
      July 17, 2012
      10:02 AM

      And my films too are important masterworks, better than any "westerns". Clearly you are off your rocker. Eat Dirt, David Gordon Greene P.S. I began my career by blatantly robbing and striving to pose as Terry Malick then showed my true base nature in no less than five years by switching to low brow "comedies" such as PineApple Express. The truth is I'm a charlatan and a bit of a cunt who stumbled into making pictures by mistake.
  • By Hortense
    July 17, 2012
    10:03 AM

    Clearly you have no taste at all Bullwinkler. This is why I've hijacked your account and sought to address your libelous slander of my good name. My films are works of art. I'll see you in court. -Michael Bay
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  • By Ian M.
    July 28, 2012
    07:38 PM

    Youre funny! Ive always thought David Gordon Green was a hack. And i see you would like to see criterion releasr ishtar on blu ray. I hope youre not kidding because I love that movie. Wouldnt an elaine may criterion box set be awesome?
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