The Criterion Collection

The most personal of dramas deserve the widest of aspect ratios and the boldest of colors, as they really affect us all

Pretty in more than one way, Godard's finest (of that I've seen so far and in my opinion oh god don't get mad)

Let me tell you about shadows

Let me tell you about existential crisis and Max von Sydow

Let me tell you about existential crisis from the point of the devout and Max von Sydow

It would be improper of me to list them separately, even though Red is obviously the best one come on guys

Let me tell you about Japanese social statuses and its relation to honor

Let me tell you about Japanese social statuses and its relation to class structure

WHERE IS THE BLU RAY also let me tell you about how dreams and imagination are wonderful things that can never die

Let me tell you about how dreams and imagination are wonderful things that can never die but sometimes they are hard to tap into and the stress this causes in the creative process

Let me tell you about existential ennui in Italy

Let me tell you about how this relates to how material gains do nothing to help us connect with other people in a meaningful fashion. also get La Notte you nerds

Also how this relates to difficulties of adjusting to the modern world

Let me tell you about existentialism in Japan this time

Let em tell you about the problems with memory

Let me tell you about memory

Let me tell you about German Noir

Let me tell you about British Noir

Let me tell you about American Noir

Let me tell you about French (neo-)Noir

Let me tell you about tension, a cheap joke I made

Also, let me tell you about tension but French this time

Let me tell you about some older French films I like that I want to fit in here somehow and just how wonderful fantasy can be

Also, let me tell you about French children

Let me tell you about some newer American films I want to fit in here somehow and how to be cool and look at America in an interesting way

Also, let me tell you about the relationship between brothers and dealing with a loved one's death while also looking pretty

Also, let me tell you about how little we are, and how I should probably stop now