A list of movies I initially hated but now really love. And if Werckmeister Harmonies and Dancer in the Dark were in the Criterion Collection they'd be on the list.
"These snooty assholes think they are soooo funny!" - 2002. // "THIS IS HILARIOUS!" - 2007-present
"This movie is not fair!" - 2003. // "Shocking! and challenging!" - 2009-present
"I wish my German film professor would stop leering at us during the weird incest scene, the weird death-by-eating-eels scene, and the weird sex scene between a three year old and a twelve year old...I want to die." - 2005. // "In the privacy of my own home, this isn't half bad! And the shocking scenes all seem to have purpose!" - late 2005-present
"This is so flat. Nothing is happening." - 2005. // "I'm emotionally devastated. Leaving the theatre, I can't make eye contact with anyone." - 2011-present
"......... [bored silence]" - 2003. // "......... [stunned silence]" - 2010-present
"Trying a little too hard!" - 2004. // "Alright... maybe." - 2007. // "So powerful! Gorgeous, sublime imagery. Transcendent!" - 2010-present
"FUCK THE FRENCH! I WILL NEVER WATCH ANOTHER FRENCH MOVIE" - 2002. // "The line, 'the terrible thing about this world is that everyone has his reasons' is one of my favorite lines in movies or literature." - 2008-present
"You've got to be kidding me." - 2002. // "Oh, I get it...." - 2012
"This looks and sounds like shit. Maybe the DVD is bad." - 2003. // "What a fucking force of nature this movie that just kicked my ass is. Suffering through that scene with Seymour Cassel and the women just made me a better person." - 2006-present
"Wasn't that kind of a schlocky piece of crap?" - 2004. // "WASN'T THAT KIND OF A SCHLOCKY MASTERPIECE?!" - 2011-present
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