14Apr09

Who Would You Rather See Having Sex?

Sea horses or octopuses?

Categories: On Five

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Thu 16 Apr at 12:41 AM

Michael Benton

Seahorses—they just seem more graceful and I would imagine that it would begin with a graceful dance-style courtship … besides the Octopus would probably send out a cloud of ink in order to cloak his lover from prying eyes. The Seahorses perhaps would be limited in their movements, but I would imagine that may make them more creative in their approach, where as the Octupuses would be an assortment of grasping sucker laden appendages (16 between the pair), where would one start and where would one begin to look?

Thu 16 Apr at 04:19 PM

Adam & Eve

I would like to see the octopi having sex. I’m curious, how does it work? Do their tentacles come into play? Where’s the reproduction organ on an octopus? Are the suction things functional for mating? Do they squirt ink on climax?

That, and I imagine with some pretty trance music playing in the background, it’d be pretty spectacular to watch all those tentacles floating around underwater during the process.

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